Trio Lanes

the worst most shitty bowling alley you will find in all of ohio.

Let’s go to Trio Lanes! Nevermind, their lanes don’t work.

by ehndjdjdne December 9, 2020

Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.

Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.

by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018

Lane

A Highschool drop out, commonly abuses the meta and makes love to furries.

Man that guy dropped out of highschool because he would rather sleep? What a Lane.

by Sahhh Dude June 8, 2018

Lane

Lane p is the best lane of them all and is handsome and should date a girl with the first letters in her name starting with W. A.

Lane sexy

by Gtaer June 14, 2018

davey lane

Something that is 100% the truth

“I put it down on davey lane!” “I’m telling the truth!”

by Travypattyyy September 4, 2022

Lane D’Arcy

Lane is the best person ever. He’s super attractive. He’s not a people person so it means a lot when he’s your friend. Lane has an awesome sense of humor. He’s the man. He’s a great listener and he’s respectful. He’ll hype you up when you’re gaming.

“Lane D’Arcy seems quiet”
“Yeah he keeps to himself”

by _Unimportant_ November 24, 2021

Lane

A really mean person that likes to always play fortnite but only has 100 wins. He licks bananas with apples on each side and he plays tennis. He likes to play outside with a toy car because he is a little dick piece of crap.

That lane kid is so bad at fortnite. What a BOT

by TurtleNuggets12 on xboc September 18, 2019