Lane Jockey

Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.

This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them

by CaliSchmob March 17, 2021

Flaming Jockey

Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.

“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”

by Fireslapper April 8, 2021

Jockey bukkake

Last place finisher at the racetrack takes center stage for a jockey bukakke

Juan finished last so let's all finish on him! Jockey bukkake

by Dabble D May 1, 2021

Jaw jockey

Some one how specializes in the act of vigorous oral sex. You could consider them a Master Palidin Mouthfucke.

Have you met Jessica? Shes are real Jaw Jockey, revs ya like a two-stroke.

by Brimbus May 9, 2021

Taki Jockey

A white male from the age range from 30 - 45, who exclusively hits on Latin Women.

"My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."

by Hoobadobious Maximus June 23, 2022

Knob jockey

When a person/s are being stupid

“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey”

by Knob2020 August 25, 2022

Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.

Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.

by Johno Dox August 25, 2022