Jessica

They are so rude and ugly. They are dumb, have horrible teeth and hair. They whine so much. You never want to be friends with a jessica. They are back stabbing b*tches

Jessica's are the worst

by truthfulbabe March 30, 2017

Jessica

A Jessica is someone that is a hoe. Someone that would send you nudes at the snap of a finger.

Boy: you I just got some nudes from this chick I barely even know

Boy2: damn......she such a Jessica

by Sofia K June 5, 2017

Jessica

Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.

"OMG I feel so fat and bloated today..."

"Shut up, youre fine, you sound like Jessica."

by Riccardia June 4, 2013

jessica melanson

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.

me: i love you jessica melanson.

jess: i love you too hun.

by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009

Jessica

Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.

Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.

Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.

by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016

dirty jessica

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out

Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica

by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020

Jessica Pecoraro

A graphic designer who lives and breathes inspiration, passion, and the goal to be distinct.

David Carson, Paul Rand, Milton Glaser, Jessica Pecoraro

by Jespec October 17, 2011