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Jayden

Jayden is a blonde nincompoop with a trashy haircut and an overgrown beard which looks like bleached rabbit pubes. Jayden is rude, ugly and a pedo. Jayden is an insignificant thing, not worthy of being a human.
“Have you seen Jayden today?”

“You mean the straggly homeless looking thing?”
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jayden

upon meeting a Jayden, you’ll find “starstruck” the most accurate word. From his fashion to his easy going and wonderful personality Jayden is the one of the most perfect specimen of men you will ever be pleased to meet.

Jaydens usually distract themselves with

- cod
- cars
& TRACK!!!

if you meet a jayden please keep him or else i’ll come steal him
OMG HE WAS SUCH A JAYDEN”

“ NO WAYY
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jayden

hes a mid person and a bad boyfriend
jayden is such a jayden
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Jayden

He is not perfect. He is a dickhead and a retard
Jayden in stupid
by Robert jacob February 4, 2020
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Jayden Rizz

This type of Rizz is where you can sexually seduce anyone without even trying. All it takes is 1 look from a Jayden and your seduced there is now no going back. your forcefully give the Jayden all your money and assets you own and vow to never leave his side. You get penetrated in the ass every night and feen for more everyday.
Person 1: Omg did u know susie got rizzed by a jayden?!!?!
Person 2: Omg yeah I Heard about that she got the Jayden Rizz
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Jayden Griffin

Jayden Griffin is someone who is a punk ass bitch.
Most people see a Jayden Griffin and say ew look at that melon muncher
When we see a Jayden Griffin we say stfu Raheem or stfu nigger
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