Jake

Really ugly, pimples everywhere, can be a real jerk sometimes, ugly,ugly,ugly poop but he smells very nice

I saw a Jake on the floor and it was brown.

by Maemalloy March 30, 2017

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jake

He is very short, Jake plays way to many video games and he is overweight. Jake likes to jerk off a lot, like, too much.

Jake the midget!

by Leo1800 December 19, 2016

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A Jake

An annoying person who most of the time will be friendly but on the inside, he's laughing at how much you trust him and is just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

"God he's such a Jake. I was gonna go to his house to hang, but when I got there he started throwing eggs at me.

by Kolab November 7, 2019

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jake gyllenhaal

the most idiotic smelly pig who needs to give taylor swift her scarf back

jake gyllenhaal gets older but his girlfriends stay 4 times younger than him

by urmom28 November 17, 2021

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The Man who runs www.feminem.com. He is a master in web design and graphic design. He also has composed several CD's which are for sale on his web site. Many Femi-Fans go to his site in defence of their idol Feminem, but get shot down every time.

DJ Jake has just created 700,000 songs.

by Murderous Joe January 6, 2004

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