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Jacob

a person who is a complete failing man slut who pushes people away as soon as befriending them.

rude, loud, annoying with pointless puns which arnt funny, and trys to get with girls who are well know for one of their friends likeing them as more than a friend. a complete FAIL
hey stay away from him, he's a Jacob he might try and get your girlfriend.

i hate him, he's a total Jacob, annoying, load, and not funny at all
by benvolioajk April 10, 2009
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jacob sartorius

A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically
Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
by Pancancakes November 29, 2016
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Jacos

He is a POTUS
Jacos you fucking POTUS
by FUCKBOT@&$ February 8, 2017
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Jacob Sartorius

A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....

Nickname: Jacob Saggytits
Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh

Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry

R.I.P my friend

Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius
by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016
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Jacob Sartorious

A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach
Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*
by Oriconicle November 21, 2016
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Jacob Doll

1.To act in a way that makes you a homosexual
See also homosexual
2.A homoplexual if the disease gets to bad.
See also homoplexual
Dave: Jacob, can I borrow your pen for a second
Jacob: No way man, it's mine
Dave: Why do you have to be a Jacob Doll all the time?
Jacob: Fuck you
Everyone in the class chants: Jacob Doll, Jacob Doll, Jacob Doll, till he cries and dies...
by Fred Gandy August 25, 2006
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Jacob

The biggest and most perverted asshole you can ever meet
person 1: Jacob is so perverted
person 2: he's an asshole too
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019
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