Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.

Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.

by Thewhiteboy of the south October 4, 2020

jonathan

a very talented person. who doesn't really show their emotions and also very serious but honestly cares a lot. a person who will be there when you need them. and of course they are really funny.

my brother is such a jonathan . he really serious one second and then the other is the funniest person

by ubranny May 11, 2022

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.

Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu

by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023

Jonathan

BIG BIG PENIS

OMG, thats so of a Jonathan Dick

by CaptnDuck February 22, 2022

Jonathan

A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them

Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.

by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019

Jonathan daviss

The guy from Outer banks who always wears a hat. Tbh he's underrated. Really like the character and actor. PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAMEEE

Friend: Yo u know the only black dude in obx???
Me: Oh you mean pope, played by Jonathan Daviss!

Y'all I'm just playin there's plenty of black dides in obx

by BotchedBita September 21, 2022