John Winston

The 3rd Principal Goliath, whom himself dominated and destroyed the Ottoman Empire. Believed to be semi-godlike, he granted immortality to the Bah family. He leads an army of approximately 67,582,000 Winstonites; who also serve under Commander Johnadu Bah, Princess Gracedu Bah, and General Enzodu Bah. His archnemesis, Oscardu Bah, attempted to revived the remains of the fallen Ottoman Empire, but was executed by order of John Winston.

Aaron: He's in site behind the desk.
Aidan: Did I ask though?
Pierre: No, but John Winston did.
Oscar: I'm short.

by gayebolapenis December 2, 2020

John Fleming

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!! DONT YOU DAR SAY THAT TO ME!
Hello? I just wanted to say sorry for earlier. I don’t know what came over me.
Waaaaaaa waaaaa! Feel sooo guilty! Please forgive me.

2nd Drefinition -
You can see butt crack

Joe Bloggs is crying - “Joe, stop being such a John Fleming”

Butt crack is visible - “You are having a John Fleming moment.

by Kallo160 January 15, 2019

Cucked by John

What happens when your main man just steals yo girl.

Damn, Spencer just got cucked by John!

by Amews March 7, 2017

Tha John

Another name for a vape pen, usually a disposable esco or elf bar.

Fiend 1-"Yo, you got tha John?"

Fiend 2- "Hell ya, wanna tap?"

Fiend 1- "Hell ya."

by Teanboy89 February 11, 2023

Mhar John

The name Mhar John was a leader man, it was natural in him to be the leader of all things rational and stance in all things he would act to make an assembly smooth. Mhar John was born to be the ruler of all things, that is to rule

You are a great mhar john.

by Ma Yuehan June 8, 2021

talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet

"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

by John Leggett April 21, 2005

John Connor

A fictional character of the popular movie series Terminator and the tv series The Sarah Connor Chronicles. In the series John Connor, a teenager, will someday lead the humans in the war against the machines. Therefore robots are constantly sent through time to destroy him, and any hope humanity has of survival. He is the future of man kind. He has been played by Ed Furlong (T2), Nick Stahl (T3), & Thomas Dekker (TSCC). He is absent in T1 due to the fact that he wasn't born yet. In short supposedly the leader of the free humanity movement.

John Connor is one of the hottest fictional characters ever!

by Kat288 July 5, 2008