by w###jay February 5, 2022

The strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites that read like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The Jay-Peterman on this bud says it is like sitting on top of a toadstool in a garden of dreams, catching raindrops of relaxation on your tongue instead of flies.
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

A lazy security guard that likes taking it up the butt, he also enjoys tongue punching fat man's fart boxes.
by Fancycarol December 26, 2016

Jumbo jay is the bestest friend a the wild Serenar. The jumbo jay only comes out at night to drop coffee as the evaloo feelz bad for the coffee.
by Yeehaw jayda October 13, 2019

by Vapez123 May 17, 2020

Skinny douchebag that thinks he can sing but sucks so much cock that the semen in his ears prevent him from hearing how goddamn awful he really is. Also sucks super duper bad at Skateboarding but I’ve heard he’s a professional at juggling these nuts cause he probably juggles nuts in his hands and mouth. Also has that face you wanna punch for no reason
by Jason R Davies the First July 8, 2023

When after a hard night of drinking followed by physical exercise you proceed to vomit and shit yourself simultaneously while both of your legs cramp. Often accompanied with excruciating pain
by Tessssss tticklesss November 18, 2019
