Greasy grape squeezer

This wop is a dirty greasy grape squeezer.
by Habdsomecat January 12, 2017
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Sugar Grape Gaberaham

Typically a young male child, who voice acts a fuckton, eats sugar grapes, and self projects to a typical MindSkin.
Usually, Sugar Grape Gaberahams are fatter than Mindskins, as the sugar contributes to a SGG's weight gain.
Hey Mindskin, Your Fat!
Hes Doing a Sugar Grape Gaberaham again..
by Mindskin December 12, 2024
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Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
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Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.
Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.
by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013
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Graping

To have gay non-consentual sex with someone with or without their permission or to force someone to have gay sex with them.
Someone stop him, he is graping him.
by Flexia January 29, 2022
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Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus
by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021
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