Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
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Ski

Want to go ski ?
Pablo.
by Blue balls the clown May 9, 2022
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Brazillian Skiing

Snorting lines of cocaine off a stripper's ass or tits
"We went on a Brazillian Skiing trip... Now my wife is divorcing me."
by helpmefindmybaseball July 7, 2014
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Jet-Ski

Jet-Ski Issa trap
by officialcocktionary January 13, 2021
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Ski’

One of the best girls you’ll ever find in your life. The person you go to when u need help of advice. If you need someone to have your back she’s your girl. Ski’ is very unique , and so is her name. She is very funny and will make u laugh in the most weirdest ways. A very smart and wise girl , very understanding. Ski’ is not really the judging type, that’s one of the reasons why she make such a good friend, a better person to be around in general. Not to mention she is very beautiful inside and out, even though she might not see it. She likes compliments randomly.Ski’ is very playful, goofy, and sorta childish but in a good way. If you don’t have a Ski’ in your life you are missing out on a wonderful person!!!
Tania:Ski’ is so great,

Sam: Yea she really is
by unicorncupcakes1384 December 31, 2020
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Ski and Flee

Pedestrian: Hello! Operator! A driver just hit someone and then pulled a ski and flee!
911 Operator: On our way!
by Ashton_M_02 March 24, 2019
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ski-go

Ski-go. Ego defined by avid skiers.
Dude has an inflated ski-go, can't stop talking about his(her) unique ability.
by Craig Ludwig, Holly MacArthur February 14, 2020
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