Inverted Grizzly

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that It has hair on the inside as well.

A: I almost got laid last night, but had to get the fuck out when she took off her pants.
B: Why? She have a penis?
A: No, Inverted Grizzly.
B: Oh, snap.

by odInsanity March 26, 2009

inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.

I have a bad case of the inverted pube.

by steph jenna August 17, 2009

inverted swede

The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.

Erikson I want to look more feminine.

Then do the inverted Swede.

by vageniusII September 25, 2009

inverntor

a taster of a type of cheese.

Man he's becoming an inverntor!

by sudocheese January 24, 2010

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Invertiberk

Doing the berney and the jerk while your feet are inverted.

Craig is beast at the invertiberk.

by wtwtawteyeyr June 6, 2011