teh internets

A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language.

"OMG, liek, is this your first time on TEH INTERNETS!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!"

by Aaron Engstrom July 30, 2008

Internet ADD

Surfing an inordinate amount of websites in very little time.

Jen: I saw you on facebook chat and I attempted to chat with you, but when I hit send, it said you were offline.

Chris: Yeah, I was only there for a few seconds, I got internet ADD.

by truntle August 6, 2009

internet attractive

a person who is attractive by internet standards, but unattractive out in the real world

person-1~Did you meet up with that chick you met on myspace?
person-2~ Yea, but it turns out she was just internet attractive.

by tictacornge February 1, 2008

internet tourettes

A condition characterized by the uncontrollable quoting of Youtube videos and other internet memes, at appropriate or inappropriate times.

A. "wow, some guy started trolling our dorm's email list."
B. "I'm not trollin'! I am boxxee, you see? :D :D :D "
A. "wow, you have serious internet tourettes."
B. "LOOOOVE!!!"

A. "Hey, how many cupcakes do we have left?"
B. "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!"
C. "MORE CUPCAKES THAN YOUR STOMACH HAS ROOM FOR!!!!"
A. "....."

by pantsy mcpantserson June 10, 2010

internet nut

looking at porn on the internet and jacking off

imma go bust a internet nut

by tj January 11, 2004

Internet Virgin

Someone Who has never watch porn on the internet

Person#1. Aye have you seen any good porn site.
Person#2.No I don't do that shit.
Person#1.You never saw a porn site.......U are a internet virgin.

by SEAMOORENUTTS June 19, 2009

Internet Explorer

1) The world's worst web browser, that people with no technology knowledge (see also: n00b) use because they don't know better.

2) The web browser I'm NOT using to submit this definition. (see also: Mozilla)

3) teh suxorz

1) Dude, are you using Internet Explorer? Wow, you must LIKE spyware!
2) Inferior to Mozilla
3) Analogy- Sugar and Water:Mosquitoes::IE::Spyware

by llamapalooza87 June 20, 2004