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Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
by GG1000 April 9, 2022
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grass#0326

A fucking person who has no fucking sense of self. He jokes around non-existent jokes and even fucking jacks himself off when doing so.
grass#0326 is a fucking bitch.
by kryf_ April 24, 2023
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Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hairs also fill your mouth.
One of the Smart Kids favorite activities, is to Guy Grass each other.
by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021
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Grass

Grasses are often considered valuable for their aesthetic qualities, but there is much more to these plants than meets the eye. All grasses are in the Poaceae family, which is one of the most abundant families of plants on earth.1 From pasture grasses for animal consumption to food crops, such as oat and barley, for human consumption, grasses make up the world's most significant food source.
by Devilio January 30, 2023
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Grass

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.
Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?
by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024
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grass

A: wow i think i might be a they/them

B: go touch some grass
by marvellous*may August 1, 2023
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National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 3, 2019
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