by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007

A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.
by HWF August 13, 2006

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance
c. Socially retarded
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance
c. Socially retarded
Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.
by Pheeya August 6, 2010

The feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won't shut up.
by Nostradumbass11 January 8, 2010

Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.
Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
by FuctButSects January 24, 2011

A car that can drive a quarter mile in as fast as 10.999-10.000 seconds
A car that can drive a quarter miles in less than 10.000 seconds is considered a 9 second car, or an 8 second car, and so on depending on how fast the car drives in the quarter mile.
A car that can drive a quarter miles in less than 10.000 seconds is considered a 9 second car, or an 8 second car, and so on depending on how fast the car drives in the quarter mile.
by PQLR P PL December 3, 2018

Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"
Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011
