Dumb as hoe, u really ain’t finna pass school. But u groovy and some how got money. But girls be careful Ian’s little pickle curves more than your body
by Lil cookie jar December 31, 2019

A group of local residents that reside in suburban Salt Lake City. These Utone-ians catch chickens with their bare hands.
by Jack Goeff May 12, 2023

Someone who is the best at emotions, but doesnt have a crush. He is very good at sports, but misunderstood. He is the best kisser though.
by iamagodatfootball October 17, 2018

AN 8TH GRADER WHO IS OVER SIX FEET TALL, IS NICKNAMED THE SHARP SHOOTER FOR HIS BALLING SKILLS, HEIS QUADRUPLE JOINTED IN HIS FINDERS, HENSE I PREDICT THAT HE WILL RANK #1 FINGER BANGER IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY. - THE VERY SIGHT OF HIS HANDS HAVE GIRLS ORGASMIC. ALMOST AS HANDSOME AS HIS DAD
by BFIFTY1FIFTY April 26, 2024

anorexic and gay. he thinks he is funny when he is not and nobody laughs at his jokes except for him. he thinks he is BOSS when he sucks. his arm looks like it is about to break everytime he hits a volleyball.
by Alexdynamo February 3, 2020

Ian
hes is one of the sweetest guys ever, he also can be cringy but in a cute way u feel me. He is a great person so facetime, hell make your days even better TRUST! Hes has some crazy colored eyes which youll love.. Plus hes one of the cutest, funniest, funnest guys youll ever meet.
hes is one of the sweetest guys ever, he also can be cringy but in a cute way u feel me. He is a great person so facetime, hell make your days even better TRUST! Hes has some crazy colored eyes which youll love.. Plus hes one of the cutest, funniest, funnest guys youll ever meet.
by desi2829 November 12, 2018

Just a plain ordinary nonce.
He loves kids, so plain and simple if he sees a lonely kid he will forcefully molest them and
Viciously bum them.
He loves kids, so plain and simple if he sees a lonely kid he will forcefully molest them and
Viciously bum them.
by HugoShmeat November 23, 2021
