Ian Fariss

A short young lad full of freckles and very few friends. Also known for being a dick and lonely.

"Do you know who Ian Fariss is?"
"No."
"Me neither."

by Ilovetorchwoods123 May 22, 2019

Ian Yao

A stupid idiot who does not have fun.

Donald Trump is an Ian Yao.

by offeringjaba May 29, 2019

Ian M.

Die just die

If you meet an Ian. M I am sorry they are the worst

1.Hey, I see an Ian M. Over there.
2. Aww I really liked this planet now it is time to release the nukes I guess

by J.J Falkchuuu May 29, 2019

Ian Middleton

A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong

Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme

by smegyeet August 24, 2019

Ian Maxfield

School shooter aka hitman

“Omg there is a ian maxfield in the movie”
“Help there is a ian maxfield in my school”

by Jake Oberon May 29, 2018

Ian maxfield

School shooter aka hitman

“Omg there is a ian maxfield in my school”
“Jesus your a ian maxfield”

by Jake Oberon May 29, 2018

Ian

Someone who is annoying and a low life perverse person. He likes to make dirty jokes and likes annoying anyone around him. He can be nice and caring and loving with some people if you get to know him well enough if not he will annoying tell you leave. When it comes to being in a relationship he will break up with you one day before you make one month and then hate you. Loving him could hurt you and you will never forgive yourself for ever dating him. If he feels like not annoying anyone he will be quiet and calm but if he feels like he wants to annoying the shit out of you he will. He will ruin your life.

Wow! I didn’t know you were a Ian

by Aaanonynoussss June 5, 2018