that's so hooker

something whether that be an action, or behaviour or look that is beyond amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll

*guy pee's into a fabulous purse in the corner*
that's so hooker.
that is so hooker

by the hooker on church st. corne February 20, 2011

hookering

the act of being a hooker

Hookering is the oldest profession in the books.

by bigagr January 11, 2012

hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.

If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!

by Westside T October 30, 2015

Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21

Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO

by backupwaffles April 29, 2021

HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR

THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

arabian hooker

A prostitute, otherwise known as a woman who sells themselves for pleasures, who is foreign.

"That Arabian Hooker sure gots the looks of a drunk horse, hot damn."

by PePein V. Gee July 31, 2009

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

by JAYmist January 21, 2019