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Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.
"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."
by Andrarky October 15, 2007
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thor's helmet

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart
Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet
by chef de cuisine December 16, 2010
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helman

literally meaning "poo hole poker"; Most commonly used in the spanglish language meaning to "give it from behind".
Often this term was used in battle in late wars when someone was shot in the buttocks, or shot someone in the backside.
Man he really put the helman to her.

My firearm discharged on accident and gave my best friend quite the helman of an injury.
by anonymouswww December 9, 2007
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taiwanese space helmet

When a man puts his head in a womans vagina. Hence covering his head like a space helmet
by 1337m4n November 8, 2007
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helmetbreath

by sandro leone June 6, 2003
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Helmet Sticker

A reward for a job well done. Generally when a guy makes a great prediction or great comeback to an insult, he should be awarded helmet sticker. Sould only be used for special occasions.

Originally a helmet sticker was a team decal given to a player that made a great play. Generally players with a lot of helmet stickers are really good players. Originated at the Ohio State University by coach Woody Hayes and trainer Ernie Biggs in 1968.
Guy 1: Dude, I told you the first time I met that chick something wasn't right about her.

Guy 2: Yeah too bad it took me 6 months to figure it out

Guy 1: Shoulda listened to me.

Guy 2: You deserve a helmet sticker for that one.
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Guy 1: I got that chick's number

Guy 2: She's a 9 your a 5, you deserve a helmet sticker.
by shutterA March 10, 2010
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Hellseth Bent

The nom de plume of the reclusive 4-track punk musician _____ __ ____.

One man Seattle band Hellseth Bent added his 99th song on his ninth album, 'Immortal garbage' in December of 2010, the entirety of which was mixed through a guitar multi-pedal and mastered to a Tascam recorder before being published.

The album's name is indicitive of Hellseth's theory that he might exist in his effigy and music long after his death if he could achive a strategic saturation of the internet with his material.
Hellseth Bent might say something like;

'Fan the unique and unknown artist. '

'Embrace low budget creation.'

'Anyone who wants to can do this.'

'Shape your art as you like to see it and with no concern for ridicule .
by Dirty rockers December 14, 2010
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