Honey Wagon

A large sacred vehicle which carries a tank filled with humen feces, which is found inside of a honey hole, and is transported to a secluded location where it is dried and then scraped up to be disposed of elsewhere

-You smell that Jimmy?
-Hey I know that smell from somewhere!
-Thats right Jimmy that smell is from the local honey wagon

by Steam April 23, 2008

honey nut cheerio

Where one covers the female sex organ in honey and dip your testicles in it.

Guy 1:Do we have any honey?
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1:My girl wants to do a honey nut cheerio

by Odd Fate August 7, 2010

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Prison Honey Bun

By eat the honey bun left under your pillow in prison you will later be raped by your cell mate

After I ate that honey bun under my pillow I got raped 2 hours later so I called it the Prison Honey Bun.

by Honey bun rape June 7, 2018

honey pot

A conspiracy theorist that puts out just enough information to get you stuck in their pot of lies while hiding the real conspirators and conspiracy's.

Alex Jones, David Icke etc are honey pots to hide the real truths and make conspiracy theorists look ridiculous

by The unknovvn December 24, 2017

honey boo boo child

there are two definitions:
the first is a cute name for a little girl or nickname
the second is a nickname a six year old paegent queen gave herself see link here

"those others must be crazy if they think they are gonna beat me honey boo boo child"
" my sweetie is soo cute! there she is! come here honey boo boo child!!"

by abadobadock September 29, 2012

honey bear

A sweet type of weed that is smoked though the honeybear things that you get your honey in.

You: Give me some of that honey bear.
Dealer: That'll be $150.
You: WTF?!?!

by wAsTe October 30, 2003