Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.
"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."
"I wanna be like those guides!"
"I wanna be like those guides!"
by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005
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by asianyo December 31, 2010
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by jman3485 June 7, 2011
Get the guido mug.a (not so) young "italian" man, the lurks in the new jersey/york area, that is intrested only in the customs of fist pumping, clubbing, tanning, working out, and doing one's own hair, this is populary know as GTL(gym, tan, laundry).
may, perhaps, be a sup-species of the mexican cholo or english chav . more probable, a species located in the same family.
the feminine version is know as a guidette, who is equally obnoxius but is typically not as fit as her masculine counterpart.
many Guidos recently took part in an informational televised documentary know as "Jersey Shore"
may, perhaps, be a sup-species of the mexican cholo or english chav . more probable, a species located in the same family.
the feminine version is know as a guidette, who is equally obnoxius but is typically not as fit as her masculine counterpart.
many Guidos recently took part in an informational televised documentary know as "Jersey Shore"
Snooki's classy Guido/Guidette quotes
"I think my crotch is sticking out."
"You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b***h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f**kin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do."
"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."
"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."
"I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing sh*t right now."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
"This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side."
Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away.
Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Snooki: Wanna f**k?
Vinny: Sure.
"I think my crotch is sticking out."
"You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b***h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f**kin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do."
"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."
"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."
"I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing sh*t right now."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
"This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side."
Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away.
Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Snooki: Wanna f**k?
Vinny: Sure.
by figure.skater June 18, 2011
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Person 1: "He's from Jersey? He doesn't look like a Guido"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
by hjklghyfkjgfkjj August 12, 2011
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Mike: "Yo Pauly, did you hear about what happened to that girl Vinny brought back from the club?"
Pauly D: "Nah brah, what happened?"
Mike: "She got guido'd!"
Pauly D: "Aww shit, brah! That's sick!"
Pauly D: "Nah brah, what happened?"
Mike: "She got guido'd!"
Pauly D: "Aww shit, brah! That's sick!"
by **rawritsccbetch** January 10, 2012
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"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."
by SexPanther#2 April 17, 2008
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