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GERMAN WINDOW SHOPPING

German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010
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dirty german

the act of dropping a load of hot shit on a girl's face, then ejaculating on her.
Her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys' stinking loads.
by biggdawgg August 20, 2009
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german suicide

When a girl bends over a guy backward & sucks his dick in a backbridge
Sandra stood behind me a did a German suicide
by Diggze December 12, 2013
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German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.
In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.
by Crissov January 30, 2014
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German Thigh Gap

A German thigh gap is when you can fit a German sausage/apple stroodle between your thighs
"hey do you have a German thigh gap?"
"lol yeah i can fit 3 sausages between my thighs."
by dragongirl77 February 19, 2015
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german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.
If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!
by megamonkeymoo October 3, 2015
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german dip

The act of cupping your hand around a ballsack and playing with it
We German dipped him so hard he died
by PuSSySlAyER693000 July 10, 2016
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