Grass

A term used by ninja to describe themselves in public.

We are grass. Always present, but never looked at closely. We are everywhere and nowhere.

by Sukimaa Takeshi August 29, 2007

russian grasshopper

A seldom used and wildly underappreciated method of blending Eastern European wrestling techniques and sadistic sexual artistry, the Russian grasshopper requires the receiver to kneel in the doggie style position whilst the giver forces the receiver into a full nelson hold and penetrates the preferred orifice. The ensuing and highly anticipated arm thrashing closely resembles a grasshopper helplessly pinned to the ground.

"Are you fucking serious?? You're dumping me because I turned your sister into a russian grasshopper?!"

by Nick Murphy January 5, 2005

grass aint greener

Type your definition here...its you to mean that even if something is bad or someone and you try to run from them just know that where you are running to things are still the same or even worse

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...even if you are leaving me just know the grass aint greener on the other side

by omosh September 9, 2020

blue grass clippers

in some countries the term means gay.. may contain back stabbing assholes.

"did you hear the blue grass clippers"

"no sorry, I'm allergic to gay"

by the luke and dave seo March 7, 2010

Touch grass

Something League of Legends players can’t do

Stop playing League and touch grass

by moistcr1tikalfan May 10, 2022

your ass is grass

you're gonna get pounded

If you do that one more time Prescott, your ass is grass

by Ilovebambam October 5, 2020

grasshopper

Someone's who only goes to another person's house if they know that that other person has weed.

Pete: Man why did Mark go to that bitch Glorias house? She's such a hoe.

Steve: Man, he only went cause she had that mary jane. He's such a grasshopper.

by DaMagician May 13, 2006