Spilling the Grapes

Having a laxidasical conversation with your friend.

Did y'all finish the movie?

Nah, we just ended up spilling the grapes

by KarlMarx2012 January 12, 2017

juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 15, 2018

grape

A euphemism for rape.

He tried to grape me!

by slippery_trousers October 14, 2023

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

Grapes

Is an emoji on any type of touch screen phone. Some people can use this grape emoji for sending nudes to a friend with the emoji of their anus, genitalia and breasts.

Karina just sent me grapes.

by karalynictaykadsav October 31, 2017

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

Grape

A censored version of a word "rape" people rather use on socials like Tik Tok or Instagram when trying to share information about predators, telling life stories or whatever.

I just didn't see this definition on UD, but i knew what it meant so i decided to add it.

"I'm very concerned for my friend's mental health, she said she experienced grape when she was younger."

by vasiaxxart September 13, 2023