crunchy grape

when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after

Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

Got any grapes?

What the Duck says in a start of a normal day in The Duck Song. But, there are no grapes in the lemonade stand.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and then said to the man running the stand: "Hey, pa-pa-pa, got any grapes?"

by Europe2048 December 17, 2023

Graping

When your friends are gossiping about shit that they don’t even know if it is for real, they just grape for the hell of it

“Another hater always on my dick; graping about me

by Mnj85 June 5, 2021

GRAPE

THE GRAPE IS FUCKING AMAZING AND THE GRAPE IS LIKE LSD AND THE BEST IS THAT IT'S LEGAL

WANT A GRAPE IT'S LEGAL

by grossepenis February 19, 2020

Philly Grape Salad

A traditional Philly Cheese Stake deconstructed and placed into a bowl with grapes added. Sometimes cheese wiz is added. Almost always enjoyed with a water ice.

Jawn #1: Yuuuuuuuur

Jawn #2: Yo you got my Philly Grape Salad?
Jawn#1: You know I do! Wit Wiz too!

by Leo the Philly God August 6, 2025

Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.

Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.

by kindasilliam November 5, 2020

Graped

Groped and raped at the same time.

I went to the shop and the shop keeper graped me.

by anonymous August 26, 2021