GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Gary Juled

Getting Gary Juled is when you get the worst possible outcome in a game (not getting a single generator in dead by daylight or no team members on the MVP board in overwatch), so as punishment you have to listen to Gary Jules mad world

We just got Gary Juled, play mad world. Ffs

by Mr Fod October 22, 2022

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019

Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee”

I Gary teen that guy is homo

by yummy_thick April 15, 2019

gary davis

someone who lies about their golf handicap to gain an unfair advantage in a golf competition

the only reason you won the medal today is because you are such a gary davis

by gary637728 August 2, 2016

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

gary lafave

a narcissist that's cracked out and a little pussy

the ops are gary lafave's

by lil marco 999 September 15, 2022