futterwacken

Mad Hatter's trademark dance that was not only one of the most embarrassing and unnecessarily awkward moments in the history of cinema, but also the moment when Tim Burton's credibility as a director hit an all time low.

On that note, the actual man performing the dance, David "Elsewhere" Bernal, is actually a very talented and innovative dancer and is a treat to watch within the appropriate context.

In short, David's talent was used for evil.

*Alice kills Jabberwocky; Hatter performing Futterwacken*

Friend: "WOW. AWKWARD."
You: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"

by jinvapor December 4, 2010

Futard

an abbreviation of fucking retard! Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason and is borderline retarded.

Also see futarded

Abby - HA HA did you just see that it was so funny
Dion - No abby your futarded, plants growing is not funny.

by diobby April 4, 2010

futa sans balls

Futa without balls, not futa sans with balls like I keep reading it.

You're gonna have a bad time *whips out futa sans balls*

by I have many sex February 17, 2022

futuo te

latin for 'fuck you'.....not very commonly used but funny

futuo te....ur such a stercus caput

by gujuhomie04 May 22, 2006

futhermucker

1) What certain people refer to President Bush as while in the presence of the elderly, in a classroom or professional setting, or in front of their Southern Baptist parents.

2) Something to say instead of "motherfucker" when one rips of one's toenail, is repeatedly stuck in one's testicles, or experiences similar levels of pain and agony in the above situations.

1) "That coke-sniffing futhermucker is going to get us all killed trying to get his oil."

2) "...Futhermucker!"

by Know It All March 30, 2004

futo

Some fool you dislike.

Yo, futo get over here!
Futo get that bandana off you bald head, you aint no gangsta, you a wanksta!

by Slaw May 31, 2004

futher mucker

another term of the word mother fucker

if you nailed your mother your probably a futher mucker

by anonymous guest March 3, 2008