Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021

frosty grandpa

The act of shoving frozen bread inside of your rectal cavity

Dude I gave my dog a frosty grandpa

by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017

Frosty fever

When a non-white person is attracted sexually to white people. Originally it was used for when a black man dates white women, but now it could refer to a black man who thinks white women are hot and wants to date them

Daquan has frosty fever. He can't get enough of that white pussy.

by Mafioso May 17, 2016

Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.

Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!

by Crcomic December 14, 2013

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018

Frosty

A sexual act in which semen is frozen into a “cum-sickle”, then said frozen treat is inserted into the anus of an individual. Another individual slurps and consumes the frozen treat from the anus as it melts and seeps out

Dude I hooked up with at the club last night gave me the best frosty.

by SocialDicktasting October 14, 2022

Frosty Jim

It's when a guy urinate in a condom and then freezes it and gives it to a girl and she uses it as a dildo

Frosty Jim The girl uses it as a dildo

by Bamaboy2290 July 13, 2022