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when ed sheeran pees on the floor 

when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻
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Let me piss on the floor 

When you have a cell mate and want them to leave the cell for some privacy.
Hey man you been in the cell by yourself all day, let me piss on the floor.

ground floor

The period in time when you begin dating or befriending an ugly duckling in high school or junior high school based on her potential to blossom into a hot piece of ass. When she does blossom, you will have an edge in a relationship with her because you were with her in her ugly years.
Tara would never have banged me as a senior, but since I got in on the "ground floor" and busted her hymen, she'll love me forever!
ground floor by Eman3737 November 29, 2004

second floor 

place where hooligans, tramps and mongos gather to cause trouble, make noise, indulge in binge drinking, break ceiling tiles and get their RA's fired.
That club was an absolute gong show, it looked like the second floor.
second floor by ctown February 2, 2003

Mop the Floor 

When you put your girl on top of the kitchen counter and perform oral sex and she squirts all over the floor. And that is the reason you have to mop the floor.
My girl loves it when I mop the floor!

Killing floor

A coop game for 6 players to kill every zombie in plain sight of your gun
Friend:what are you playing
Me:killing floor
Friend:can i play
Me:sure
*Friend gets to final boss*
Friend:i just got pwned
Me:XD