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A short polish kid, probably 14 but looks 7, has a rich ass privileged home and lives with his mom and dog, prolly named after a god of smt stupid. He is good at football, but packs a devastating 4" tickler, probably has a stupid younger brother. Definitely got put into lower level Irish, but claims it's I'm his plan bc he's gonna do some foreign shit for leaving cert (he's not, he's just cooked)
Hey! That Filip is packing a 4" pinch!

hey yeah! he must be a foreigner‼️
by Mr Funny buisness March 20, 2024
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Filipino-cousin

The son or daughter of a close family friend who is of the same generation or age.

First generation Filipino immigrants in the United States, particularly in Los Angeles and other major cities, didn’t have much family when they arrived, so their friends became their adopted families. When these first-gens all had children, the kids would refer to each other as “cousins” since they grew up so close to each other like siblings or cousins.
Although we all grew up together, Jon-Jon is my real cousin and Errol is only my Filipino-cousin since our parents have been friends for close to 20 years.
by cb1rocks April 1, 2024
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filiotious

when something is shocking or stupid, you say this with “what the” before it.
*someone eating olive with cake* you: UMM.. WHAT THE FILIOTIOUS????? (out loud)
by LaylaM15106 April 17, 2024
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Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
by FakirNamor May 18, 2024
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Filian the vtuber

A furry Filipino boy who uses a virtual model to interact with viewers on twitch and YouTube
Hey have you heard of Filian the vtuber.
by Thejeff June 6, 2024
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Filiberto

Filiberto's are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filiberto’s come from long lineages and are often a “the II, the III, and etc”. Filiberto's commonly call themselves or others place upon them the nickname: ‘Fili’ (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filiberto’s love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the local Mexican food establishment. Filiberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filiberto's are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks, carne asada fries, wine, and things that people leave behind. Filiberto’s also have huge hearts and are hung with donkey dongs.
"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filiberto!"

“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”

“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”

“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”
by A Mack Named Antonio June 22, 2024
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Filiberto

Filiberto's are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filiberto’s come from long lineages and are often a “the II, the III, and etc”. Filiberto's commonly call themselves or others place upon them the nickname: ‘Fili’ (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filiberto’s love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the local Mexican food establishment. Filiberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filiberto's are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks, carne asada fries, wine, and things that people leave behind. Filiberto’s also have huge hearts and are hung with donkey dongs.
"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filiberto!"

“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”

“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”

“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”
by A Mack Named Antonio June 22, 2024
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