That's How I feed my Eel.

A simple justification to why you do something odd or random.

"Roman, why do you like snapping your neighbors' necks?"
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."

by HipstaSquirrel June 14, 2016

my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best

You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn

by MAD14 January 4, 2015

Coon Feed

Food that is stereotypically consumed by African Americans, although can include low-income individuals of other races
The term 'Coon Feed' can apply to:
-McDonalds, Taco Bell, KFC...generally anything off a dollar menu
-Fried chicken and cheap snack cakes bought from a gas station
-Soul Food in general

Guy 1: Hey bro, you want me to get you something from McDonald's?

Guy 2: Nah man, I don't feel like gnawing on any Coon Feed today

by DW_Lingo December 9, 2012

Mall Feet

The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading.

There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.

"Honey, you don't need any more bags. Let's go. I'm really tired, and I've had mall feet since the food court."

by SoKyle December 20, 2008

beat your feet

a dance some teenagers in dc do while listening to gogo.

Ra-Ra stay beatin his feet.

by Antonio October 18, 2004

Feet pics

Take a picture of your foot and send it to old men/sugar daddy’s, for 1,000 dollars

Old man: hey sugar baby send feet pics for 1,000

Little girl: okay
*takes pictures of foot*
*gets 1000 dollars*

by Grjhc April 23, 2020

educated feet

One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).

JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"

*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004