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Farmer Craig

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.
by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019
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Farmer Boy Song

A song going by the time of Barbie Girl

Lyrics:
“I’m a farmer a boy

In a farmer world
I eat cheese

And sum cabbage

You can smell my feet
Put me in your cleat
I go squish squash
In your quish quash..”
Did you hear the Farmer Boy Song yet? Its sooooo goood”
“Quishquash is life my nigga
by Spicycactusman January 4, 2019
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Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.
“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”
by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018
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Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard
by Porta john February 15, 2019
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Gerbil Farmer

A man or woman that let's gerbils run and play in there asshole and breeds gerbils for a loving.
We always knew that Steveo was a gerbil farmer. He always had gerbils in his pockets.
by Zzz1987 October 24, 2022
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Farmer

Farmer
A pier drunk who never changes out their bait, hooks up and constantly looses fish
Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?

Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !

I think he’s at home peening all over his balls
by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022
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farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!
by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022
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