A sex act done in the Inkwell bathroom where the man pours and entire steaming hot Dutch Coffee in the girls asshole, drinks it out with a straw, vomits in her pussy, fucks her, and then she sucks his dick (and swallows).
Random Man Whore: Dude this girl Rachel gave me a Dutch Coffee just for saying she didn't have too much make up on!
by Lobster Bisque March 07, 2015
The codename for a hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas brought out by a downloadable patch. With this patch, when entering a girlfriends house for coffee, the scene shows explicit pornographic material involving the main character and his girlfriend.
by Blake Baldwin July 30, 2005
by oneonone May 10, 2013
a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence
by lawndart86 December 11, 2011
by Earwig July 24, 2008
Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."
Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
by i-preferpi April 29, 2010
Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.
"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."
"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"
"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"
by tadboinky August 16, 2013