fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008

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being fast

Being a whore.

Kelly-She fucked 7 dudes at once in the school bathroom in the disabled stall!
Sarah- oh wow I heard she’s in a wheelchair now!
Kelly- Yes, she’s being fast!

by Yah meannn March 11, 2024

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push fast

A street term for gay sex.

Guy 1: "how was your night with that guy last night"
Guy 2: "good bro"
Guy 1: "Did you guys push fast?"
Guy 2: "you know we did"

by asfdsfdgdgfhfhgfjghkuytew September 21, 2013

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fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.

Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.

by Bad Momma September 15, 2011

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Fast And Dumb

People Are Fast But Also Very Dumb as the world is falling down into bits. Everyday our brain's go smaller by two percent thanks to you. Look when people say thay smart, they really not you see people need to fix the earth and leave experiments behind.

"To The Fast And Dumb People! Please Leave Earth NOW!!!"

by Brobly McFlurry November 13, 2019

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