Dragon Energy

A condition characterized by: A tendency toward self-aggrandization; the inability to understand and to state the truth; nonsensical public ranting; uncontrollable narcissistic behavior; exploitation of others; delusions of grandeur; borderline intellectual functioning; the inability to form nontransactional relationships with women; the need to draw those around them into their own dysfunctional sphere of influence through social media; and a severe penile inferiority fixation.

Warning: This condition is highly infectious; particularly to those with limited intellectual capacity

We are both dragon energy.

by Pantsuitwarrior May 31, 2018

5 hour energy

The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.

Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

"Becky, please just suck my dick!"

"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"

For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.

by Nayr and Nagem April 3, 2009

dick energy

Ethan Dolan

“Ethan Dolan is big dick energy”

“For real tho”

by ethans sugarbaby March 26, 2019

Daddy energy

Middle aged women in suits

Lesbian 1: middle aged women just have the Daddy Energy
Lesbian 2: oh yesss you are so right 🥺

by Sapphoislovesick January 6, 2021

Energy Slut

an energy slut is someone who has an extreme addiction to energy drinks.

Dude did you see him chug that monster bfc? He's such an energy slut!

by Monst3r_Cat June 5, 2009

enerdency

a video game related 'emergency'

Dax has to go to EB, it's an enerdency!

by slapyomama April 14, 2004

energy crisis

A media buzzword to refer to speculative bubbles in energy markets, usually oil. Caused by artificial distortions in the market introduced by OPEC manipulating the market, and excessive restrictions on drilling. Not a real crisis.

Remember the gas lines in the last energy crisis?

by 2182 June 14, 2009