Mass email

Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.

See also crop duster

Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that

Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.

by Smart Rocks December 29, 2021

Butter Email

Noun: The female equivalent to sending a dick pict. A picture of a moist vagina sent unsolicited via email, usually via a service like Yahoo or Hotmail.

It was butter emails that finally got to him to finish.

by Dr. Johnson February 14, 2022

idc.emani

idc.emani is a fat mf that got ratio by king deku and hasn’t hit once in his life and gets no waifus at all

idc.emani is a 🥷🏿

by fatherkory April 20, 2022

Quinn-Emanualed

Verb - When one gets reamed and or phuc’ed with work in a manner resembling that of the average day of an associate at Quinn Emanuel Urquhart & Sullivan

Ah, just another day of Steve getting QE’d (Quinn-Emanualed).

by Bich Dong March 1, 2023

GNU eMacs

A mysterious program used for causing carpal tunnel syndrome.

GNU eMacs is Generally Never Used Except by Middle Aged Computer Scientists.

by Definitely not NeoVim user. March 15, 2023

reading my email

One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.

Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019