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Aussie Disease

Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.
Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"
by Bman111 April 18, 2017
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Irre Disease

Irre disease is a non contagious virus that is non fatal and causes no harm to the body. In fact the only side effect of the Irre disease is that you become irresistible in every way. Patients with this disease are extremely gorgeous and even have a great personality with a perfect sense of humor. These patients have a sort of sparkle that just makes them even more amazing. Although there is no cure for the Irre disease you do not have to worry because the only being in the galaxy with this disease is Angel Hermosillo. Like I previously stated it is not contagious and no one else can ever get this disease.
"Angel Hermosillo has had the Irre Disease since the day she was born"
by Willard Hewitt July 31, 2017
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cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs
Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease
by jasante2 January 2, 2018
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lambdicks disease

When you drink too much lambic and become an entitled turd
Patient: What do you mean I can't post topics of the day if I'm not an admin?
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."
by Invincrono February 20, 2018
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Hoebagginsons disease

A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.
That girl seems to be showing signs of the hoebagginsons disease.
by Gaylors May 30, 2018
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Puldicking Disease

A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.
He has puldicking disease, and it feels so good when we fuck.
by Chrispy Chicken4000 June 4, 2018
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croats disease

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...
by bjeng July 12, 2018
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