5 dollar foot shlong

What my mom eats when the mailman comes over.

My mom ate the mailmans 5 dollar foot shlong.

by Guiseppe Jackson June 08, 2020

Five dollar foot long

When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.

Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

5 dollar foot long

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013

million dollar baby

a weird movie in which a lady who is actually a guy, cough, is a boxer and wins a golden globe and possibly an oscar. Actually, the winning the oscar thing isn't in the movie, and neither is the golden globe. but that happens in real life, and then the lady gives a big speech on how amazing clint eastwood is when really she should be thanking other people too, but no, she decided just to thank stupid clint, and because of that, it became painful.

Hilary Swank: Oh gosh thanks for this golden globe yes. well clint eastwood you rock you are the best yes you are yes you are goochy goochy goo. yeah i couldn't have done it without clint. clint you are wonderful and you are talented and you directed AND acted in this and for that you need more thanks. thank you clint thank you clint. One more time! everyone together! CLINT YOU ROCK!

Audiece: ...

Hilary Swank: One more time! CLINT YOU ROCK!

Audience: ...

HS: Oh, come on, you did it for Jamie Foxx!!

Audience: ...

HS: OK, well since you won't do that, I guess I'll just have to thank clint some more!

Audience: NO!

*they hurl themselves onto the stage and HS manages to beat them to the ground*

HS: Yay...Clint?

by Hyper Girl January 19, 2005

Then I found five dollars!

When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.

Hey you know what I miss about being a little kid? Playing Candyland. Then I found five dollars.

by Ted Hartman October 06, 2004

And then i lost five dollars...

a phrase used to make a boring story more interesting, and keep people from thinking you have alot of money, so you can borrow some from them later on

i just ate about 3 apples but i got bored with the fourth one so i threw it a way... And then i lost five dollars...

by young thunda May 27, 2010

5 Dollar Foot Long

What I had in my mouth last night.

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.

by shaiwitt November 19, 2008