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do the dirty

to have sex.
to have exotic foreplay;
I'm gonna do the dirty with my girl tonight
by the nany October 21, 2010
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Doing a Woody

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.
Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"
by xxAssasian123 October 8, 2014
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doing a Kris

To leave a group prematurely, often due to feelings of unfairness, isolation or uneven roles and divisions of labour.

The majority group attempts to establish a meta-contrast between the leaver and the group, in some cases resulting in high profile media interest.

Contrary to the intention of the majority group, a large external following supports the minority as they identify with the negative aspects and empathise for the reason of leaving.
Kris leaving EXO is the origin of "doing a Kris"
Twitter #WeBeliveInYouKris etc.
by sexypigeon May 16, 2014
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Doing the Hemingway

Getting drunk, banging two or three girls and then writing a small novel til the sun goes down...or comes up.
"Doing the Hemingway to-night."

"Shit! I'll bring condoms and my sister."

"See you at 7 then."
by Jim Witness September 5, 2010
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Doing a Miki

When you at any time abruptly stop what ever you are doing to go in to the shower to have an "easy-to-clean wank".
He muted discord to go do a Miki.
I enjoy doing a miki every now and then, the mess you make is super easy to clean.
by Willupillu October 3, 2021
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Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.
Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.
by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021
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do a dozen

To use a whole box of condoms in one sexual encounter.
"That girl was so thick I took her home to do a dozen."
by Supersatisfier August 26, 2006
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