A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.
Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!
Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.
Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.
by Commodore64666666 June 2, 2010
Get the Dildo sellingmug. "That is dildo-culous"
by PoonDee and PoonJew January 16, 2010
Get the Dildo-culousmug. The dildo that ejects melted butter into the vaginal region, it exceeds to the upper stomach, and then through the nostrils into the dildo again! what a cycle (;
by tanktoptwisters March 12, 2011
Get the Butterfilled dildomug. The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.
My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.
by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010
Get the dildo sack piemug. The act of dressing up as your favorite anime character and ramming a dragon dildo into your anus while screaming "HAIL HYDRA"
by AnimeDragonDildoReviewer February 17, 2017
Get the anime dragon dildomug. *scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014
Get the Kate Upton's dildomug. 'bitch mom dildo' is a way to break an argument up. just by saying the word, (bitch mom dildo) you insert your dominance into the argument, thus breaking it.
by funkeemonkee October 28, 2020
Get the bitch mom dildomug.