Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.

Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

by Crimson fukr May 29, 2021

Diet Pepsi

The only Pepsi solely sold in 2L bottles in Bulgaria.

Eww, Diet Pepsi. Buy Diet Coke inst- oh, this is Bulgaria, they had Diet Coke until 2013.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 27, 2016

Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi is a delicious or for some people disgusting soft drink. Diet Pepsi has 0 calories , 0% of fat , 2% of sodium,0% of total carbohydrate,sugars 0g and protein 0g . The ingredients in Diet Pepsi are carbonated water,caramel color,aspartame,phosphoric acid,potassium benzoate (preserves freshness), caffeine,cltric acid, natural flavour,acesulfame potassium. Pepsi-CoLA

I just got a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi

by Sarahdrake July 04, 2018

Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost

by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022

Diet Sexism

When someone says something that sounds sexist but isn't because it's backed up by culture, history, or science. (this categorization can also be applied to racism, political ideologies, etc)

Brad: "Men are more aggressive on average than women"
Janet: "He that's sexist and saying that women can't be aggressive"
Brad: "No, it's diet sexism"

by PapaNurgz777 May 10, 2023

Geek Diet

Granola bars and apples . Water everyday to clean the pipes .

I'm on a Geek Diet .

Pipe cleaning time hu!

Yup.

by Candy,rose,maw,maw,tucke April 29, 2013

Diet and exercise

Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.

Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024