S on D Theorem

The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.

Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.

Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.

You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!

The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!

Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?

by Shitondicks2212 March 14, 2011

S.B.D.

Silent But Deadly.- Fart, air biscuit, phewumatic turd driver. A warnig of smells to come.

I alway yell 'incoming' when I let go a SBD.

by Starman February 13, 2005

d.o.t.s.

Don't OverThink Shit

Person 1: Yo do u think he's mad at me for running over his dog with my car?
Person 2: Nah homie, it's fine: d.o.t.s..

by ickytoots April 1, 2020

S.T.D.licious

Someone who's absolutely beautiful, but a total slut/manwhore. Irresistable, and possibly infectious.

"Oh, god, look at her!"
"I know her--slept with Cincinatti."
"Maybe, but man... S.T.D.licious"

by Tiggums October 17, 2008

S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

Suck my dick while I eat your pussy until I nut in your mouth

Do you wanna S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

by Jess Bonner November 2, 2020

L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M

Let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

Girl: (whispers in boy's ear ) {L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M} let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.
Boy: shit go right ahead.

by anonymous January 4, 2021

d.a.p.s.

D.A.P.S. =Dry Anal Power Slams

Stacey Abrams got so many D.A.P.S. it knocked her teeth out of alignment, now she has to eat corn on the cob with a 1/2 bite offset to get what went through the gap!

by Gods Gift To Women December 3, 2020