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cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".
person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"
by telamons chicken hat April 6, 2024
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Cupcake

Cupcake is someone who is overly delicate, fragile, or lack toughness, as cupcakes are small, soft, and often seen as dainty or easy to crumble. Specifically towards diversity and including others as it makes them feel insecure and lesser.
Incel: Did you see that new game has female as the main character? That's some woke bullsh*t.
Real Man: Sounds like you're being a cupcake there...
Incel: No, I wouldn't mind if the game is good but they make the female look like sh*t.
Real Man: The game isn't even out yet and its bad, and she doesn't look bad, you're just being a cupcake because you don't find her attractive.
Incel: They trying to push an agenda...
Real Man: Now your changing subject, okay Cupcake!
by ZFactZ December 17, 2024
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Cupcakes HD

Cupcakes HD is an infamous video animated by MisterDavey. It shows Pinkamena Diane Pie (alias: Pinkie Pie) violently attacking her friend Rainbow Dash, with rage music in the background.
You should watch Cupcakes HD lil' bro, if you're truly a Brony then you'd love it.
by xnopytaaaaaaajjjjjjjjj March 25, 2025
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cupcake

A REALLY SMART, SEXII, CUTE, AMAZING,PERFECT GUY
Danielle thinks Carmine is a real cupcake.
by Dacx3 February 18, 2009
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Cupcake

A team or individual who though allowed to play is terrible, bite-sized, and enjoyable to consume on your way to the next opponent.

A schedule full of cupcakes would provide that your teams record is fattened by winning over undeserving opponents.
Yeah they made the playoffs, but they only have enough wins because they played cupcake opponents.

Is the season over? It might as well be since we only have two cupcakes left on the schedule.
by MY Jizz Gonzaga March 1, 2019
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Apology Cupcake

A small token given to show sincere contrition, and soothe hurt feelings of an injured party.
After everything he'd been through, they gave him an apology cupcake.
by LizardSpider April 23, 2025
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dirty cupcake

when a person puts frosting and sprinkles on ones asshole and eats it.
hey babe, wanna try that dirty cupcake later tonight?
by chicken tender lover 69 June 10, 2020
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