Crunk

The opposite of getting drunk, drinking a large quantity of energy drinks until you're awake for 1+ days or until your heart explodes

Tony: "Hey Jim want to go to my brother's Bat Mitzvah?"
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."

by Cockslapper82 August 9, 2020

Crunk

When you're drunk on ice cream

Wow, spongebob and patrick got really crunk last night

by Hankthedictionnary October 18, 2025

Crunk scootin'

When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)

"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"

by Buffufflo September 7, 2016

Pasta Crunk

What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.

Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!

by Raefein February 22, 2009

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

crunk

This means to get drunk

I'm gunna get crunk (drunk) tonight

by crunk101 April 2, 2017

Crunk

To be bent or positioned in an odd, unnatural way.

“We look cute in this pic”
“Nah man my hand is crunk”

by Katiaa June 24, 2018