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Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.
D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.
by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017
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Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.
I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.
by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024
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tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.
Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?
by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021
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coon sli

that guy just ate a hotdog in one bite he must be a coon sli
by hooded00 February 12, 2025
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coon

A slang term for a black person with disabilities.
sexychick2009: Who's that coon in the wheelchair?
almondboy23: oh he has aids, don't talk to him.
by Cat72 May 29, 2017
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coon

Man, that coon is pissing me off.”
by sexington on twitter June 30, 2019
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coon school

a “coon school” is school in a “coon” neighborhood(The hood) These kids in these schools are usually flashing their “drip drip” and their rap skills. These school usually have 10 fights a week because of gang related activities.
Man i know that nigger goes to coon school. Didn’t you hear those damned niggers had a shootout at that coon school
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