Crispy Cone

A sunburnt penis of an old man

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.

by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025

Cone ah nigha

Someone who is not active and just sits there and does nothing

Bro why you just standing there cone ah nigha

by Blatking April 8, 2025

Vanilla Cone

When a chick creams on your dick, causing it to look like a vanilla ice cream cone

“Dude this chick gave me a crazy vanilla cone last night, totally calling her back”

by Realshi19 April 9, 2025

Colombian snow cone

The act where you snort cocaine out of a woman’s (typically Latina) vagina after she squirts causing it to turn into a thick paste.
Similar to the Portuguese snowblower

I fucked a Latina bitch and she gave me a Colombian snow cone

by JrChicken May 4, 2025

Cone

(v.) To cone -

To betray, let down, fuck up, or screw over.

Leon: Did you hear that Duck had to stay home from school today? Apparently he got food poisoning.
Chuck: Yeah, he fucking coned me. We’re presenting our group project in econ today and I don’t know shit about consumer demand trends.

by Art Otay says It's Okay May 19, 2025

Cone

Cone; A slang term used for a woman's vagina

"I love a tight cone."
Or
"Oh my God, did you hear about her cone? Apparently it looks like a dropped flapjack!"

by Hayhog May 27, 2025

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024