colonpee

origins are from efnet from a group of people who add a :P to the end of every sentence. Verbalization of the face with the tongue sticking out.

: colon
P pee

:P colonpee

<tom> And then I was like, "oh shit that's a fucking squirrel not a hot chick."
<bob> colonpee

by jacksontwelve December 29, 2004

coloncapitald

coloncapitald = :D

Also named colond or colondee.

Websites dedicated to :D include:

www.coloncapitald.com
www.colondee.com
www.colond.com

A very excited and happy person,

":D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D"

by BLADEY April 25, 2004

Colonel Dubaku

The black man from the TV show 24. He was rudely killed by a white person where he proceeded to have an epileptic seizure of epic proportions. This fool tripped out on acid right before and during the episode was like "Whoahhh!!!!! Who the snap are you?!" even when he was being strangled. His most famous line is "Damn, too many pussies to do!". The actor playing Colonel Dubaku was caught on the set smoking weed, which when approached by fellow actors he stated "You want some...? You can't be cops... you ain't a cop right? damn fuck it heres some bud... oh shit man that hairy ass fool Granleese is gonna get me." He was mainly abused during the show of 24 with all the characters repeatedly making tell "
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma".

Damn Colonel Dubaku where the shit is the fucking bud?! I ordered it hours ago! Don't be a fucking granleese.

Fuck Colonel Dubaku you look like shit! While everybody has the right to be ugly, YOU ABUSED THAT RIGHT!

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G. January 19, 2010

colonelphobia

The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.

"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."

by KalKennedy April 8, 2010

Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.

Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

13 colonies

British word for current United States of America.

American: SPEAK IN ENGLISH! THIS IS AMERICA!
British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!

by Just a nibba tryna help May 7, 2018

Clone Force 99

A group of genetically deficient clones who are total bad asses. They never failed a mission during the clone wars and are the few clones who rejected order 66.

Hunter is a member Clone Force 99 and he is my favorite. Wrecker comes in second.

by cloneforce99 July 3, 2021