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Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.
by savannahbananas December 7, 2023
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Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
After deadlifting, Keith had to run to the bathroom to preform an emergency Colorado Kodiak.
by savannahbananas December 7, 2023
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Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 19, 2024
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Colorado Blunt Smoke

While visiting the Rocky Mountains of Colorado and you notice your eye lids starting to lower you know you have gotten a contact second hand high from the stoner atmosphere.
Colby’s eye lids had started to lower from the blunt smoke. He has succumbed to the effects of the Colorado Blunt Smoke.
by GinnerRat March 10, 2024
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Colorado Kirby

The act of blowing marijuana smoke directly up another's ass.
I took a massive bong hit and gave her the good ol' Colorado Kirby.
by 50Gunner1984 March 18, 2024
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Colorado

Colorado is a name some people, such as Nigerians, have got for synthetic weed, a chemical sprayed on any kind of dried herbs that appear such as crushed weed, in order to give it psychedelic properties.
- Y'all can smoke anything just don't smoke Colorado please
- You don try am
by 888oo47 April 16, 2024
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Coleman

coleman needs to get a life
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 23, 2024
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