Tortilla Coffee

A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.

I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.

or

I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(

by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012

hot coffee

The codename for a hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas brought out by a downloadable patch. With this patch, when entering a girlfriends house for coffee, the scene shows explicit pornographic material involving the main character and his girlfriend.

GTA:SA was banned in Australia because of Hot Coffee.

by Blake Baldwin August 26, 2005

cold coffee

any dark cola poured in a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty

didn't you wash dishes? guess I'll drink cold coffee

by oneonone May 10, 2013

coffee nap

a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence

Man, I just slammed a french press and I'm totally wiped; time for a coffee nap.

by lawndart86 December 16, 2011

coffee brandy

Allen's Coffee Brandy has been called both "the champagne of Maine" and "an epidemic."

At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state of Maine was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy.

by banjax October 26, 2013

coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.

Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."

by i-preferpi April 29, 2010

coffee puck

1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.

"He seems like a Plato wannabe. What a coffee puck."

by roadkill August 26, 2005