A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.
I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.
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I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
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I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012
Get the Tortilla Coffee mug.The codename for a hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas brought out by a downloadable patch. With this patch, when entering a girlfriends house for coffee, the scene shows explicit pornographic material involving the main character and his girlfriend.
by Blake Baldwin August 26, 2005
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by lawndart86 December 16, 2011
Get the coffee nap mug.Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."
Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
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Get the coffee crap mug.1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.
by roadkill August 26, 2005
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